#potato rambles over buffy the vampire slayer

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Giles: training after school??

Buffy: sure if your not too busy having sex with my mother!

Random student that over hears: this town just keeps getting weirder

Giles: *bumps into a tree*

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So if Spike is in the tub then…… how does Giles do well anything in the bathroom???

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Spike is co president and co founder of the Xander is a Wanker club.

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Buffy storming into Giles place: SHE WORE MY SWEATER

Giles trying to be supportive: that bitch

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I’d like to thank the wardrobe department for this fire fit

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Xander who’s dating CORDILIA: man my love life is sooooo complicated

Giles who’s girlfriend lied to him and well everyone about her true intentions about being in town: 🧍

Buffy the vampire slayer who’s in love with a vampire:🧍🏼‍♀️

Willow who’s boyfriend is a werewolf: 🧍‍♀️

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I’m watching 3x20 and I’m just thinking imagine if Jenny was alive and her and Giles chaperoning at the prom. Giles would turn to puddy the minute he sees Jenny in her dress. He would pick her up of course, and he wouldn’t be allowed to see her in her dress before the dance “Jenny is a high school dance we aren’t getting married… I mean *stutters like an idiot*

Jenny: who’s to say we won’t be in that position? Assuming we make it past graduation anyway.

He proposes that summer.

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Ghost of Jenny that Angel keeps seeing look your boyfriend is serving cunt in suspenders.

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Giles: absolutely not I will not squat in that dank hole 🙄💅

Spike: what, it was good enough for me, but your above it all??

Giles: Percisely 💅👑

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A grown ass man getting all tongue tied over his love interest is my favourite thing.

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You know the one that got away usually refers to an ex but in Giles case it’s a demon.

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I laugh every time Giles causally brings up the dark arts because at first glance you would never think that this guy studied the dark arts like it was a collage degree. Which is ironic because his actual degree was history��. Which he dropped out of…. To study black magic.

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Thank the wardrobe department for Giles suspenders.

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Xander: *goes ON and ON about his crush on Buffy*

Willow: ok but what if we kissed? 😍

GGGGGIIIRRRRLLLL YOU DESERVE SO MICH BETTER HE IS NOT THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE HE IS LITERALLY JUST A GUY. HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR!

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Giles……

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What did you and Ethan do last night?? I knew someone should have hidden all his spell books especially the dark magic

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Buffy

Girl

My sister in Christ

I say this out of love:

What. The. Hell. Did.You. Do. To. Your. Hair???

Her bangs remind me of Courtney Coxs bangs in Scream 3.